Both horrendous films, both absolutely and categorically raping the arse out of classic 80’s films that are corner stone’s in sci fi lore. It has been brought to my attention that some imbecilic people think that AVP is BETTER than AVPR. Let me be as clear as possible about this, they are wrong. AVP is one of the worst films ever; the bastardisation of the Alien/Predator franchise in this film is truly unforgivable. There are just too many FAILS to list but the one that sticks out the most is the whole ‘hmmmmmm predator cuts of alien’s head and tail, then gives them to token human female to use as a shield and spear’ no, just fucking NO, shut the fuck up and go home. Predator would decapitate said token human for being a twat. Just a quick addition, Predator in this film seems to me a 5 foot tall, 5 foot wide rugby player???? Predator should not be a fucking munchkin.
Enter AVPR, ALMOST as bad as AVP, redeemed ever so slightly by some half decent action scene (the Predalien however is ultimate fail). AVPR at least nearly thinks about trying to save some of the original concepts (but ultimately fails miserably).
Both films are gash, both fail by trying to panda to the kiddie audience now sought after by Hollywood like Gary Glitter at a school. When I first watched Alien/Aliens/Predator/Predator2 I was shockingly under aged, watching them at a mates house on some dodgy VHS copy and was fucking hooked by everything about them, now we are stuck with Hollywood AIDS infesting the industry selling the proud and true sci fi genre to fucking kids by diluting the things that made them great, most of all the story. BTW Predator is by far the better alien.
Fuck you Hollywood
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